Forgive me for any typing mistakes in this article but I cannot see my computer screen for laughing and why am I laughing; I’ve just listened to a clip of Chris Moyles doing Bingo Night Live from You Tube. Chris Moyles has to be one of my favourite DJ’s and this take off of Bingo Night Live just put him in number one spot for me. Ok, so maybe it’s a little unfair on Anthony Crank (one of the Bingo Night Live presenters) but oh how I laughed.
Chris Moyles does Bingo Night Live as only Chris Moyles can and this is a rough transcript of the You Tube video for those of you who are unable to see or hear it:-
[Bingo Night Live music in background]
Chris Moyles: Hi ya it’s Anthony Crank here from Bingo Night Live- Two fat ladies – you and your bloody mother – four and three – dirty knees – on ya knees – ohhh please – 43
[More Bingo Night Live music]
Chris Moyles: Two and nine – feeling fine – you’ll be feeling fine if you’re round at mine – two and nine – 29
Chris Moyles: Let’s play bingo!
[Even more Bingo Night Live music]
Anthony Crank: Ok let’s do this, let’s make more winners – we are playing for one line first up for grabs – good luck everyone.
Anthony Crank: Six and nine I slept with Chris Moyles last night – 69
Chris Moyles: Ohhh I think we got someone sweating on a number Nichola!
Take off voiceover of Nichola Dixon: Yes that’s right, we have one person waiting – and that person is – it’s going to be announced – any second – I’m padding until they tell me in my ear piece who that person is – it’s Maureen in Stoke on Trent
It goes on and on but it really is worth taking a listen too; they take the Michael about the Minute to Win it game and even describe a previous caller as a “moron”.
For it to be really funny you have got to have actually watched a Bingo Night Live programme and understand that Anthony Crank is openly homosexual.
For those of you who would like to watch the clip (well its more listen really) for Chris Moyles does Bingo Night Live – here it is: